Eek!
Whilst usually I look forward to dates in theory (wining, dining, shining) 2009 wasn't too prosperous on the men front. The last guy I was 'seeing' (term used very loosely) :
- Wore a flat cap
- Never bought me drinks... EVER!
- Mooched my drinks
- Mooched my cigs
- Mooched my friends cigs
- Threw a hissy fit because he wasn't allowed to stay the night on my friend's sofa 'because 'it's closer and I won't have to spend £30 on a cab ride home'
- Killed a fly with his bare hands
I don't know why I stuck around for a month. Actually that's a lie :-)
The guy before that threatened to fly back home to Paris and kill himself (via a 4am phone call) if I didn't come over. Why he couldn't do it in England is beyond me.
Kidding!
Tonight should be fun*.
I'll get back to you.
xx
*Fyi, I'll be at Cocoon around 8ish. If by a miracle you're there too and it looks like I need rescuing, be my guest... no excuses as you know what I look like now!
hope it goes well!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Men are such douchebags, why do we bother? anyway hope it goes well.
ReplyDeleteOoo sounds exciting!
ReplyDeleteYour previous stories made me laugh...and worry a little...a suicidal french man?! ;)
Thank you for my lovely comment back. And putting me in your blog roll - I'm honoured :)
<3
you always give me a good laugh. Poor fella that tried to kill himself. Going to Paris for all that trouble, haha.
ReplyDeleteYou used to date Obama!?!
ReplyDeleteNo fair.