Was supposed to be like this.
By 'this' I mean breaking my drinking ban, downing shots with waiters, leopard hats, and drinking persil. The plan was dinner, then drinks. We ended up downing shots of some kind of poison with the waiters at Bella Vita, sitting on the laps of waiters at Bella Vita, trying on chef hats in the kitchens of Bella Vita, and offending the people sitting next to us so much, with our raucous antics, that they decided to move at Bella Vita.
After dinner we headed back to Dani's to dress up in her clothes, shoot tequila and dance to Ja Rule (sorry for the crazy drunken tweeting).
We ended up drunk before we had gone out anywhere. We went out for 20 minutes. We staggered back to Dani's. I passed out in Dani's bathroom (I'll spare you the gory details). I did the cab ride of shame the next morning in her pyjamas.
I did it all again the next night...
Back on the wagon again (sadface).
p.s That Jen is a wild woman!