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Jen's post exam celebration....

Was supposed to be like this.

By 'this' I mean breaking my drinking ban, downing shots with waiters, leopard hats, and drinking persil. The plan was dinner, then drinks. We ended up downing shots of some kind of poison with the waiters at Bella Vita, sitting on the laps of waiters at Bella Vita, trying on chef hats in the kitchens of Bella Vita, and offending the people sitting next to us so much, with our raucous antics, that they decided to move at Bella Vita.
After dinner we headed back to Dani's to dress up in her clothes, shoot tequila and dance to Ja Rule (sorry for the crazy drunken tweeting).
We ended up drunk before we had gone out anywhere. We went out for 20 minutes. We staggered back to Dani's. I passed out in Dani's bathroom (I'll spare you the gory details). I did the cab ride of shame the next morning in her pyjamas.

I did it all again the next night...

Partied with my oldest friend on her birthday Got drunk I mean.

Back on the wagon again (sadface).

xx

p.s That Jen is a wild woman!

Princess is... Partied out

Again.

I spent last night partying with twenty girls at Gilgamesh. Twenty = Messy.

I've never really been a people person. People meaning more than groups of five.

I fell over.

I spent half the night hiding from a girl wearing the same dress as me (damn you Topshop).

I spent the other half hiding from Zach 'I've left money behind the bar for all your drinks' the investment banker. Why the bartender wouldn't just give me the money (every time I went up for one) instead is beyond me.

I fell over again.

I forgot my camera- no outfit/part-a-ying pics :-(

I remembered what it was like to have fun. Really, really.

Off to the cinema now to see Brothers. Apparently Natalie Portman looks stunning throughout the WHOLE film. As if her speaking five languages wasn't already enough to make me jealous.

Have a great week lovers.

xx