... and other stupid things 'she' said on Friday night...
'she' being the ghost of myself. 'she' being the person I no longer know. 'she' being the person who went home with -50 cool points...
'That's a nice beard' (whilst stroking a random hot guys face)
'I'm bored of listening to him' (said loudly enough so 'him' could hear)
'You look like a pirate'
'Fashion police' (to the 80's reject trying to chat me up wearing baggy pants and bling).
'Ooh, you have a fanny pack'
'Where is my friend? She left? ...Ohh, is that vodka?'
What started as
one friendly drink with Daniella from the
F Blog turned out to be a pub crawl of Broadway market watering holes late Friday night.
I ended up at home at 5am.
I must admit, I am a brat. I like to get my own way and sometimes when things don't go exactly my way I freak out (but I'm a nice person really really).
Friday night's example: Why is it that whilst I profess to be an independent woman, sometimes a simple whiff of a guy I 'like'* can turn me into a 12 year old schoolgirl?
The guy in question being Dave (not the hottest name, I know. Then again, Jude Law's real name is Dave).
Dave was actually a pretty nice guy. He was actually a pretty hot guy. He was a hot guy that bought me drinks all night, gazed at me adoringly and then got the short end of my diva strop when I saw him talking to another girl. AND when he tried to explain the
girl was actually a friend, I looked the other way, waited for him to stop talking and left.
Sometimes I just do stupid things.
As Daniella say's 'I am ridiculous'.
I concur.
I will forever be single.
Blah.
Oh and there are new developments with
leg man Ben either. I blew him out after waking up on Saturday morning with no voice. Who knew going out without a jacket could kill you?
I will forever be single.
Blah.
xx
* 'Like' usually refers to 'hotness'. But I suppose you know this already?